FDR is a crossup of Xavier and Magneto: rolls around in a giant wheelchair, has the ability to use magnetism to rip gold from wherever it's hidden and pull it to him (side effect: around him crops and factories whither)https://twitter.com/drethelin/status/1188872173152325633 …
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3/ now raise your gripping hands if you think that, perhaps, I thought FURTHER about INDUCED MAGNETISM in gold, but also decided not to introduce that into the tweet because that level of detail didn't work with the joke I was making
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But you said something wrong. On the Internet!
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There’s a time and place for pedantry. Freaking joke checking ain’t it
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My jokes get fact checked all the time. Then I think "It's the Internet, what do I expect, people NOT to fact check my jokes?" and I try to move on.
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Well axshually...
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Strawberries aren't magnetic either, but here's one levitating in a magnetic field:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY8btfJZ9Z8 …
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