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    1. Scott Greenfield‏ @ScottGreenfield 14 Sep 2019

      Scott Greenfield Retweeted Mimi Montgomery

      Dear older guy attempting to court younger woman. This not only won't work, but absolutely proves you're an asshole and she made the right call blowing you off with snark. Your pal, Much older guyhttps://twitter.com/mimi_montgom/status/1172608990859145216 …

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      Mimi MontgomeryVerified account @mimi_montgom
      So, uhhh...anyone know this dude? 🤢 pic.twitter.com/2vR1r5ng62
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    2. Warmest Regards‏ @Spivonomist 14 Sep 2019
      Replying to @ScottGreenfield

      A brief list of things money can't buy me: 1) love 2) class

      1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
    3. Warmest Regards‏ @Spivonomist 14 Sep 2019
      Replying to @Spivonomist @ScottGreenfield

      Also, I have to call serious shenanigans on someone who claims to own an $800k home in the DC metro area but who can still afford a private chef. $800 grand will get you a modest townhouse in old town Alexandria, but not much more than that.

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 14 Sep 2019
      Replying to @Spivonomist @ScottGreenfield

      This was my take too Hell, out in rural NH an $800k house still isn't "I have a private chef" territory I'd assume that becomes an option at an income that correlates with a 2 or 3M house .

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        1. Warmest Regards‏ @Spivonomist 14 Sep 2019
          Replying to @MorlockP @ScottGreenfield

          Well, if I'm going to be a boor and a braggart, why not add unrepentant liar to the list as well?

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        2. Scott Greenfield‏ @ScottGreenfield 14 Sep 2019
          Replying to @MorlockP @Spivonomist

          I had to marry my private chef. She had to marry hers.

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        3. George Purcell‏ @gpurcell 14 Sep 2019
          Replying to @ScottGreenfield @MorlockP @Spivonomist

          Only one private chef in my house; if I relied on my wife as one I'd be eating water crackers and cheese every night.

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        2. Lawyer Dog‏ @TheClarksTale 14 Sep 2019
          Replying to @MorlockP @Spivonomist @ScottGreenfield

          That's for a part-time private chef. Full-time is more than you can afford unless you can swing a $5M+ house.

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 14 Sep 2019
          Replying to @TheClarksTale @Spivonomist @ScottGreenfield

          I bet a chef would work for $40k/yr. Hell, I COULD swing that now...if my priorities were different.

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