seriously, I'm sure that there's enough room on board that you / young lad / some new weiner dog can share one cabin and fight with each other all the time we'll hire some crew off of hand Craigslist for $10/hr - if it works ("works") for farm hands and customer support ...
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Replying to @MorlockP
if they're rated able they'll be better than farmhands
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Replying to @mr_archenemy
> rated sounds expensive can't afford that I'm mortgaging my house for this i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶i̶d̶e̶a̶ venture. Let's go as cheap as possible. What downsides could there possibly be?
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Replying to @MorlockP @mr_archenemy
also, you weiner dog won't be able to climb stairs, so we'll need to get you some sort of basket you can wear on your backpic.twitter.com/2VW6c8TpiH
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Replying to @Spivonomist @mr_archenemy
just speak into the pipepic.twitter.com/h6bUa4xNsi
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Replying to @MorlockP @mr_archenemy
Ah, my ol' pal the 4" gate valve. How I've missed thee so
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Replying to @Spivonomist @mr_archenemy
I actually have one down in my gym I shit you not
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1999, I'm working at a startup, Permabit I need some plumbing thing, there's an industrial plumbing supply house ~6 blocks away, so at lunch I walk there. Get my $1.20 part. See a big pallet of random junk. "Make an offer" how much for that 4" gate valve, and the 3" beside it?
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him: I dunno, make an offer. me: uh...$20? him: for just one of them? me, sensing an opening: no, for both him: call it $25 DONE so then I carry these two valves 6 blocks back to work knock on my friend Geo's cube "Geo, I got you a 3" gate valve" him: DUDE THAT'S INSANE!
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me: ...but, really, half the job of you having a massive valve... is knowing that I've got a bigger one <swings 2nd valve into view>
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