One does wonder how batshit she gets that he decided to start tracking it...
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That's low key genius. Props to this guy.
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I call this guy a keeper



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Local man does nothing wrong
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"... or go to the police?"




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"Yes hello, my boyfriend has been tracking my cycles to avoid arguments! Theres been blood! Get over here quick!"
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I love that she considers "go to the police" an option for "my boyfriend tracked my crazy moods." What a nut. Every time I think I need to try to encourage single (and rightfully bitter about women) BFF to date, something like this pops up and I give. He's right, better to wank.
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She should marry the guy - he cares enough to try to not upset her. That's A++++ for effort with what's clearly a crazy lady. I doubt she's going to do better.
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Just color code it properly plz.
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