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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      36/ me, after weeding for an hourhttps://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1154820420752805888 …

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      26/ Witness: a boomer takes a selfie with the fill dirt he's so proud of. Witness: a boomer doesn't understand how cameras / depth of focus works. sip pic.twitter.com/lXUzgoKrfU
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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      37/ "you should search for people offering the service you want" THAT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THANK YOU INTERNET HELPER ! https://twitter.com/JoesBarAndCult/status/1155902993398583297 …

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      38/ sorry I didn't respond to this earlier, I was out showing the farm hand how to start the riding mower when the display says "needs oil change" but actually he overcranked the starter and the voltage was low anyway, you were saying? https://twitter.com/form_break/status/1155903380738494464 …

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      39/ > transportation is only an issue if you're remote GOD DAMN IT, WALTER, THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT *** FARM *** LABOR DO YOU THINK I'M GOD-DAMN LOCATED BETWEEN CENTRAL PARK AND GREENWHICH VILLAGE? https://twitter.com/form_break/status/1155903380738494464 …

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      40/ ok, done now your turn, NEET also post squat, bench, and mils https://twitter.com/the_Loafbloke/status/1155902517483593728 …

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      41/ Dude, you've spent well more than 10 minutes today micro-managing me telling me that managing employees doesn't take 10 minutes per day. Stahhp. You're embarassing yourself. https://twitter.com/form_break/status/1155907580008521729 …

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      42/ > misreads tweet Lmfaooooo ur a scumbag dude lmaoooo respect https://twitter.com/Olive__Autist/status/1155907647780151298 …

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    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      43/https://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1155911702967476224 …

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs @MorlockP
      comments on my farmhand thread: 90% "I've never worked on a farm, and I live in a city, but let me tell you how easy it is to find, hire, and train labor" 10% "yeah dude, I live rural, I've worked with / hired / been a farmhand ; everything is !@#-ed, you can't find good help"
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    9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      2/ It's like Gell-Mann amnesia: everyone who knows anything about the topic knows that I'm just talking about reality everyone who doesn't know crap tells me about their beautiful theories
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    10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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      45/https://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1155912317797916679 …

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      3/ elsewhere a friend who's hired tower monkeys to climb towers and install equipment concurs: "you can pay $30 /hr and you still get crack addicts and incompetents. Wages don't matter."
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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Courtney Huntington

      46/ another datum for the thesis "anyone who's actually been in my shoes has reached the same conclusion":https://twitter.com/cahuntington/status/1155912330187870214 …

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      Courtney Huntington @cahuntington
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      I own a landscaping company. I empathize with you.
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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          47/ hahahah you think this argues in favor of slavery? IMAGINE HAVING A FARM HAND WHO WON'T LEAVE !!! https://twitter.com/jadgroyper/status/1155912933068722177 …

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          48/ yet another datum:https://twitter.com/ElamBend/status/1155912996394328064 …

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          Elam Bend @ElamBend
          Replying to @MorlockP
          I’m sure I said it before, but one of the things it really drove my dad to sell his rural based manufacturing company was having to deal with all the idiots
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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted R.Сам  🦋 🐏

          49/ @Logo_Daedalus raises a good point: this is a class war issuehttps://twitter.com/Logo_Daedalus/status/1155894378734522379?s=20 …

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          R.Сам  🦋 🐏 @Logo_Daedalus
          I, personally, support the farmhand in appropriating Morlock’s property at this point.
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        5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

          50/ And after thinking about @Logo_Daedalus's argument, I'm decided. Going to fire the guy tomorrow. Good feedback, Logo. Thanks. You helped me reach a decision I otherwise wouldn't have.

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        6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

          51/ hey, by the way, buddy, when he asks me what he should do for income now, how do I put him in touch with you?

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        7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted R.Сам  🦋 🐏

          52/ You're not following the plot here, Logo. I already DO do most of it myself. I plant the garden, I weed the raised beds, I till the pumpkin patch, I slaughter and butcher the pigs, I cut the firewood, I service the tractor, I fertilize the lawn >https://twitter.com/Logo_Daedalus/status/1155940586337132545 …

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          R.Сам  🦋 🐏 @Logo_Daedalus
          I’m glad I’ve freed this guy from you, I guess. Hope you can’t find anyone to replace him & then you have to do it all by yourself. Really flex those “yeoman farmer” muscles of yours, you rugged individualist. https://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1155938300659560448 …
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        8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

          53/ What's changing this week is that instead of working 8 hours per week on the farm and getting 1.5 X units of labor done (0.5 from farmhand working 30 hours), I'm gonna fire him and get 1.0 X units of labor done. Save some money too!

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        9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          54/ My farm is a hobby, not an income source. I get my food from it (pumpkins, cucumbers, tomatoes, wine, berries, bacon, goose, lamb). It's not going under because I own it outright w no mortgage. Now get back to your MMORPG guild, NEET. https://twitter.com/glockwafina/status/1155942052321886214 …

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        10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Inquisitor Paz, Ordo Malleus

          55/ many such caseshttps://twitter.com/DogmanRespecter/status/1155943174923153408 …

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          Inquisitor Paz, Ordo Malleus @TLEPaz
          Gonna be honest, I love watching morlock slap up Logo and his NEET dipshits.
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        11. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          56/ Not at all. For example, my expectation that I'm going to fire him tomorrow and do the job myself in 1/4 of the time is QUITE realistic. https://twitter.com/imbeinrepressed/status/1155946368579411969 …

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        12. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          57/ About 5 of the tweets were about my employee. The other 52 are about how NEETs suck and it's fitting that they live in their moms' basements. https://twitter.com/Good_Shawny/status/1155946361948217345 …

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        13. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          58/ Indeed. It's the fact that I'm providing valuable and actionable feedback to a young member of society (by firing him and explaining why) that makes me the good guy. https://twitter.com/NotYetMyTime/status/1155948950018383877 …

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        14. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

          59/ OK, !@# it. Nothing is to be gained by waiting. Called him just now, told him that he works way too slow, fired him. His check for final day wages goes out in the mail tomorrow.

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        15. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          60/ Do the math, genius. I WAS paying him $40 dollars. For sitting in a god-damned padded chair, while the lawnmower did all the work. ...and he'd still rather stay home and watch TV. https://twitter.com/bladeeplumber/status/1155950225757880320 …

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        16. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          61/ That's not what the market seems to say.https://twitter.com/Mao_Ouroboros/status/1155950386018045952 …

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          Mao @Mao_Ouroboros
          Replying to @MorlockP @NoR3funds @Logo_Daedalus
          1 NEET is worth 52 of you
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        17. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          62/ Wife overheard the phone call. "WOOF!" Accurate feedback and rapid decision making isn't pretty, but it's far better than the alternative.https://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1155950264521613312 …

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          59/ OK, !@# it. Nothing is to be gained by waiting. Called him just now, told him that he works way too slow, fired him. His check for final day wages goes out in the mail tomorrow.
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        18. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          63/ 12-follower warband leader / man-about-town diagnoses my problems. https://twitter.com/bladeeplumber/status/1155950827476881410 …

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        19. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          64/ The context was that Logo was chortling that if I fired my apparently-irreplaceable slacker, I'd have to do all the work myself. The word "I" is somewhat necessaryh to explain that - wait for it - I already do.https://twitter.com/Nomad_910/status/1155951076631203840 …

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          Nomad @Nomad_910
          Replying to @MorlockP @NoR3funds @Logo_Daedalus
          for anyone reading, take a drink every time he says "I" and you'll have cirrhosis
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        20. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          65/ Lazy kids don't like objective standards because they make them feel bad. https://twitter.com/AidanMaclear/status/1155951225067585537 …

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        21. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted  ✋ 🥚-chan  🎄

          66/ Except I pay $12/hr and this kid left an $8/hr job that he had last summer to work here instead. So ... I'm not sure what point you're making?https://twitter.com/SakakiIsCute/status/1155951664571904004 …

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           ✋ 🥚-chan  🎄 @SakakiIsCute
          When you pay people $8.50 an hour, you get your money's worth. This will often escape the calculus of libertarians because their understanding of economics and management are based on dubious ideas of the value of labor. https://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1155889383511343104 …
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        22. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

          67/ > guys like this Guys who expect results when they're paying 50% over prevailing wages, and take action when they don't get them? @Rememberer0pic.twitter.com/YN9AQ3FBVS

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        23. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          68/ Truth is, I was leaning towards firing him four hours ago, before Logo even opened his cheetohs-holehttps://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1155889788588875781 …

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          3/ Trying to decide between firing him today vs keeping him for a week or so more to do things that I just don't have time for, even at 10:1 ratio. GRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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        24. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 29 Jul 2019

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          69/ no, sounds like I WAS doing thathttps://twitter.com/AbsurdNihilism/status/1155958198953578496 …

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          Theodore Logan Kacynzski  📦 @AbsurdRword
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          Sounds like you're paying $12/HR for less than minimum wages worth of work
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        25. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jul 2019

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          70/ Incorrect. The weeds ARE going somewhere. Because I weeded them all myself, in 10 minutes. https://twitter.com/t_ancap/status/1156226010444156933 …

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        26. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 30 Jul 2019

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted J.A. Sutherland SciFi Books

          71/ well OBVIOUSLY Lana, I'm going to address weed growth curves! just...not yet. busy.https://twitter.com/JASutherlandBks/status/1156229596997718019 …

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          J.A. Sutherland SciFi Books @JASutherlandBks
          Replying to @MorlockP @NoR3funds and 2 others
          I was expecting an 89-tweet thread on the impacts of leaving weeds unaddressed ...
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