Trump should announce that he doesn't believe the rumors that Biden is a vampire, because vampires have eternal youth, and Biden looks quite old and frail. The media would trumpet that 50 times a second for two weeks.
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"I give no credence whatsoever to the rumors that my opponent is an eldritch abomination who drinks the blood of children while they sleep, cavorts with the Devil at midnight in the woods, and has ichor instead of blood."
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"Nor do I believe that he systematically drained the life force of my predecessor, transforming a virile young man into a withered, grey-haired husk. As for the claim that he performs unspeakable rites to summon beings of pure insanity, I flatly refuse to believe it."
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