Trump should announce that he doesn't believe the rumors that Biden is a vampire, because vampires have eternal youth, and Biden looks quite old and frail. The media would trumpet that 50 times a second for two weeks.
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"Clearly he's more of a lich than vampire. Has anyone found his phylactery yet? Russia?"
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Also potentially leads into this line: Biden: "Nuh uh, I'm young and limber!" Trump: "Really? Is that from the kids blood?"
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