Dog just went out to the compost pile, retrieved a rotten goose egg, carried it inside, and then ate it.
The living room smells like a war crime.
OMG OMG OMG 




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My buddy's shepherds did this with an entire nest of dud wild turkey eggs. The next day they killed a goose, ate half, and hauled the rest into the kitchen and it to his wife.
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Mans best friend
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Are you expecting a canine crop-dusting later tonight?
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Oh God. And I thought I was going to puke when I popped a rotten duck egg outside.
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Dude, I just woke up and read this....and couldn't be happier that I'm not you. (Keep us informed later when he shitsplodes all over the house.)
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Ouch! You may have to relocate HUN this year. That stench could last for a long time.
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