Had exceptionally vivid dreams last night. * In an argument with Toni Soprano and Pauli Walnuts over whether I was really Italian-American enough, as scored on a quiz re charcuterie ("you're so smart, what's cappicola?") * wife and I were hunting vampires. >>
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2/ we were on team "werewolves" (I've never seen one of the WW vs V movies, but I know they exist). Basically we had super strength. Which was good, bc my chosen technique to kill vampires was: * grab one of own hands, force feed it to them (to block fanges) * drown them >>>
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3/ Then, to make certain that they were truly dead, don welder gloves (again, those fangs) and rip their skulls from their jaws (super strength). Then we had to bury their bodies in the park outside a library. Not sure if libraries are holy ground, or just convenient for holes
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4/ So, anyway, that's a decent glimpse into my inner psyche: * high quality meats * dreams of murderous ultra-violence treated as engineering challenge how's your Monday?
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