2/ So some other person who lives in the same city as you once ran into the guy who played Fonzie 40 years ago. Someone had a funny moment with a "doorman". See? See! It truly is a city like no other, the center of the entire universe! THE ONE RIGHT WAY TO LIVE!!!
-
-
Show this thread
-
3/ Or: the singer has a pickup truck, and works hard at his job. But he's got a woman who looks good in jeans. And gives him that look in the bar. And likes tequila. Because this is America! There's a flag outside the high school! RURAL LIFE TRULY IS THE ONLY RIGHT WAY TO LIVE!
Show this thread -
4/ Andy Rooney tells a story. "Only in America!" The story could have taken place anywhere.
Show this thread -
5/ My thesis is that everyone has crippling doubt about their choices. "Am I an idiot for living in the city? The rent is so high, I'm a nobody lost in a crowd of millions and I'll never be discovered / make it". <Tribal anthem plays> Ah, I'm PART OF SOMETHING BIGGER!
Show this thread -
6/ "Am I left behind by the modern economy? Am I a nobody in the middle of nowhere?" <tribal anthem plays> Ah, the dirt is red, the women wear jeans, there's football on Friday night, I'm part of something bigger!
Show this thread
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
This Tweet is unavailable.
-
@victor_zheng You really are a useless, self-important twat, aren't you? I say this knowing full well that Morlock made a typo and that your robot correctly spotted it. This is nevertheless a useless robot, and you are a self-important twat for having made it. - Show replies
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.