"we put three ounces of bourbon in"
<proceeds to pour 1/2 the bottle in>
Jeebus, she pours like @mr_archenemy !
h/t @petersuderman
(also, I'll have two, please) https://t.co/SZwt4zTgZz
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i have at least two scars i can directly attribute to jim beam. good character building whiskey
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i was at a bar in wilmington once (very weird Lenin-themed bar named Pravda, wish I was making this up but anyway), i went with 2 friends to the bar and ordered 3 sidecars. the bartender just looked at me and said "oh honey we're not bartenders we just pour drinks"
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really respect that level of honesty. ordered 3 jack&cokes and everyone was happy
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