Never fear. There's a catch. My best one ever that was great as long as he was sober (not often). He failed to mention that most of his farming experience was working at the pea farm, aka Angola. But damn could he plant a garden.
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Sounds like half the house painters I’ve known
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The hardest part will be not adopting him.
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Is he aware his job performance will be tweeted??!!
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Make sure the dogs don't bite the 'Hand that feeds them.
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The book will have a boring chapter
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“Included two references (as requested)” YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH !!
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[*Insert Theremin cue here*]
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Let us know if he shows up with a box of deck screws.
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