ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Heather Anne Campbell
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Heather Anne CampbellVerified account @heathercampbell
sperm has DNA.
DNA is when life begins.
every sperm is a potential human being.
so, no more masturbating, gentlemen, unless you want to be convicted of a felony.
carrying a cellphone in your pocket damages your sperm, so no cellphones either.
skirts only for men, to protect sperm
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