2/ Ever play the ancient video game "moon lander" ? I think of drinking as a game where you're optimizing your utility function over time. Utility is maximized when you hover between 1,000 and 2,000 feet. Get there, STAY there. Fall below is boring. Going higher is TERRIBLE
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3/ Related: Back in the day,
@mr_archenemy and I'd hang out at the SmartFlix office and drink. I'd aim to hover at 1,200 feet. He'd pour 80% rum / 20% coke drinks and scream "PUSSY" at me if I wouldn't drink them all. Don't hang out with@mr_archenemyShow this thread
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... a PID controller that loses precision, accuracy, and functionality with each drink.
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The PID controller works PERFECTLY WELL at 1,200 feet.
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Threads like that are a bit weird and surreal to me, I've been drinking since I was 11. I remember when I was hanging out with my buddy, we were 15 at the time &I I was shocked when he said he'd never been drunk. That couldn't stand so we got drunk immediately
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