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    1. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      Nick Fury was bound and determined that he was not going to use Carol Danvers's pager until he could say, "Welcome back, no, been up to nothing much, but look at this marvelous team I've built for you"

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    2. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      from Nick Fury's POV the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe is the world's longest remake of MR. BLANDINGS BUILDS HIS DREAM HOUSE

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    3. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      *1995, as the mega-powerful Captain Marvel rockets skyward* "I'll make a team of people just like her. Powerful, good to work with, good at their jobs" *ten years of abject failure later* "So what exactly do you do?" "uh, I shoot a bow and arrow pretty good" "FUCK IT, YOU'RE IN"

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    4. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      "How's the Erskine project revival coming" "Good news & bad news, sir: lead scientist got dosed & is now an uncontrollable giant green ragemonster" "Jesus. What's the good news?" "That is the good news; the bad news is one of our guys is too & the two of them are breaking Harlem"

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    5. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      "Jesus Christ does anyone have good news" "I brought back an assassin who was trained in the Red Room and she's got bloody hands and a headful of issues" "does she turn into an uncontrollable giant green ragemonster" "uh, no" "FUCK IT, SHE'S IN"

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    6. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      "he built a suit of power armor in a cave that runs on clean fusion power and now he upgraded it so it flies" "sir, Tony Stark has kind of a reputation as a real assho--" "I SAID FUCK IT, HE'S IN"

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    7. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      "you know that hammer in the desert you said to keep an eye on, sir" "yes" "there's a really big dude out here and he's trying to pick it up" "and" "...so far he can't pick it up either, sir" "FUCK IT, HE'S IN"

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    8. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      "Colonel Fury, sir, I have good news" "..." "we discovered the frozen body of Captain America and we're bringing him out of hibernation right now to lead your team, sir" "...really?" "also we've got the giant green ragemonster" "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE"

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    9. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      The entire Avengers movie saga is about Nick Fury's most cherished dream slowly and remorselessly being crushed and his heart ripped out by an uncaring universe and also by Tony Stark being Tony Starkpic.twitter.com/fJ5v0WgnI9

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    10. David Hines‏ @hradzka 10 Mar 2019

      pic.twitter.com/lVRDqyAGc4

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Mar 2019
      Replying to @hradzka

      Patrick H Willhelm had a great video about the Fast and Furious movies where he notes that in 2, character X dies, but he stole the movie, so they bring him back in 3, which means 3, 4, 5, 6 are PREQUELS to 2, and we know all along X is doomed.

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