*slowly waking up, reconstructing the recent history of society for myself* holy shit we have touch screens now
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And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here?
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Is this my beautiful wife?
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write more books!
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you've seen my tweets about how writing earns me ~ $7/hr, right? <sigh>
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When my heart stopped and I died and then it started again and I came back to life, my brain literally bootstrapped itself and reconstructed the very fact of my existence from scratch. WHO am I? WHAT is going on? WHAT should I be doing? It was kind of like a scene from Memento
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The few moments before it even recognizes that there is an "I" at all are particularly weird.
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