Walton Goggins's agent, what on God's green Earth are you doing putting our generation's Gene Hackman in a *sitcom where he dates a lot* who lets this happen is Walton Goggins repped by a moonlighting Nicholas Cagehttps://twitter.com/Variety/status/1103163918396973056 …
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I get that after two long runs as complicated bad guys Walton Goggins wants and deserves to try something new but uh see women may want to bang a bad boy who looks like Walton Goggins, but *no woman alive* has ever wanted to bang a sweet nebbish who looks like Walton Goggins
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Replying to @hradzka
Dude just needs clamps to pull his eyebrows and hairline closer together
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I'm not saying Walton Goggins is a bad-looking guy but the dude could replace Jim Carrey's alter ego in THE MASK and the only makeup he'd need is a green camera filter
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Replying to @hradzka
I'm not saying Walton Goggins has a weird face but you could fit a whole second actor into that forehead
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Walton Goggins is a perfectly handsome dude but it takes a real sonofabitch to just steal a horse's dentures like that
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no we, the thread-watching audience, win
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