I've probably mentioned this theory before, but: stock markets are a bad indicator for predicting nuclear war. If a nuclear exchange happens, stocks go to zero, so the optimal move for a local is to buy any dip caused by nuclear risk. Dead and broke isn't any worse than dead.
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The last thirty seconds of my life will be this ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR5wGrT3LGg … except that I'll be in the middle of sketching out the 2x2 matrix of possible outcomes when Brooklyn gets vaporized
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Replying to @ByrneHobart
So at least your life will have a happy ending
7:11 PM - 27 Feb 2019
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