TSA Agent: Is that... *squints at monitor* an enormous binder in your carry-on? Me: Yes, but I'm also happy to see you.
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75 cited cases in their entirety plus all 3 rounds of briefing w/ exhibits, and complaint. Most of it is double-sided.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You gotta be thicc to hold all the chicc (and screw you Mitt Romney you pusillaminous bitch)
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I haz all teh argz
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