argue on the aesthetic level the world is lumpy and measurements ought to be as well
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are you saying your dick is lumpy
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lumped for her pleasure
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i mean y'all heard about Rasputin right
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oh yeah he had a huuuuuge wart on his dick and it drove the girls wiiild
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Replying to @literalbanana @chaosprime and
The wart? that's like I would like to believe the xenomorphs dick had its own smaller dick like a vibrator rabbit or something
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no the penis (the internet has pictures of it preserved in a jar, of course it’s fake but)
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id like to think its an artifact that functions like vecna's hand only one way to find out
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> vecna's hand suddenly all of this talk of "romantic candles" and/or "hot wax" makes sense
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