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Or, when I was younger - Little Bobby Tablespic.twitter.com/yuvKYq1RlN
Joke - "A dev sees another dev looking distraught & asks him what's wrong? The 1st dev says 'I can't figure out the regular expression I need to check this field' & the other dev says 'Regular Expressions? Now you have two problems!'"
I made a joke about regular expressions Now I have two jokes
I readily admit - I get the joke, but I don't understand the math behind the paradox.
I read an explanation, understood (or thought I did), and have since forgotten the explanation. But since I know that I knew it at some point, I can now say that the solution is trivial.
I've reached the point in my life where I'm content to know /about/ everything without actually /knowing/ anything. I'm a table of contents.
"about" "everything" at best we know about X which is a pointer to Y which is a pointer to Z which ...
There's a guy who knows everything down to the smallest level of detail and is effectively One With the Universe. I follow him on Twitter, so I just need the one pointer and I'm good.
I know this is a joke, I just don't know which of the six possible jokes it might be it is
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