I've only bought one house, but the wife swears she will never do that again with me. I thought I was calm, but she claims otherwise.
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This is why he'll never be a successful socialist.
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I love these little backhanded compliments. Only Southerners (or are they called "Southrons"?) have I ever heard elevate it to a new level. I'll try to remember this one. "Master of simplicity". :)
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