DIY gods If you could make your own god. Nothing too cosmic or universal. An earthbound, local/narrow/kinda animistic small god, requiring only <100 believers to sustain itself... What god would that be? Name and nature?
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Replying to @vgr
Bit-ze-bub. Small, vindictive god that roams around hunting for bad APIs and UX experiences, then kidnaps the programmers, designers, managers, etc. responsible and locks them in a cage where they are forced to use their own software. Parole permitted for fixing the issue.
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Replying to @danielgollahon @vgr
Xeroxatrix, god of benevolent cloning. She creates a short-lived copy of you who tells you what you already know you know and compels you to be your best self for a few moments.
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Replying to @danielgollahon @vgr
VineGRRRRRRRR!!!, goddess of pickle prevention. She visits local restaurants and burns away their pickles in a cleansing fire. She also burns off the eyebrows of any employee who fails to heed a "no pickles!" request.
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