"Second thing is: they WILL want to fight you"
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This is the point of my story where I must tell you that my friend is a big dude with hands like Jack Reacher *book* Jack Reacher I would like him on my side in a bar fight I would not like to *take him on* in a bar fight I am not an Irish Traveler
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My friend blurts, "I'm not gonna FIGHT anybody!" His boss for the day says, "It's all right, they'll understand, just tell 'em you can't fight them now because you're working" My friend:pic.twitter.com/VzfOoxjQsF
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So my friend stands by the door repeating in his head: "Don't laugh, don't fight anybody. Don't laugh, don't fight anybody." Then the limo pulls up
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The limo door opens And FWOOMP Out pops a huge mass of pink taffeta And nothing else The entire limo looks packed with pink taffeta; there is no sign a human being is in the car and then
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POINK one little leg pops out POINK another little leg pops out two women scurry around from the other side of the limo, reach in the side near my friend, and PULL out comes the bride just like Winnie ther Poohpic.twitter.com/OEQMm2pbWb
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But HE DOES NOT LAUGH OR SMILE so he thinks "right, I've got that sorted" Then comes the reception
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Ain't no party like an Irish Traveler party and my friend's doing the usual security thing Then he notices a very drunk fella, squat with fists like pony kegs, eyeing him speculativelypic.twitter.com/LMUWqjgljN
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The drunk Traveler, more gristle than man, says, "I'd like to fight you, right? I'd like to fight you." My friend goes, "I'm sorry, I can't, I'm working." Not convinced this gambit of his boss's will work, my friend makes his fatal error: *He adds, "I'll fight you later."*
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