me: wife, can you help me herd these pigs from pasture A to pasture B? wife: <runs at pigs, screams "booga booga booga!"> me: God damn it, no! We have to approach this with a plan, so first - pigs: <run straight from pasture A to pasture B> wife: <pushes pasture gate shut>
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Replying to @MorlockP @trajan_decius
Could have gone this way. Morlock to Farmhand: Move pigs from pasture A to pasture B FH: *opens pasture A gate, moves pile of rocks to pasture B, pigs run to neighbors yard, nails gate shut with screws. Morlock: *digs 6' deep hole
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Replying to @Nitetrain_1 @trajan_decius
"nails shut with screws" DYING
11:57 AM - 24 Oct 2018
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