2/ Four days after shipping the package (and paying extra to upgrade the speed), and it's traveled 90 miles to Boston.
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"Out for delivery" is my favorite.
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But some nutcase sends several bulky packages to addresses +/-1000 miles varying distance, and they all arrive within hours of each other.
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Funny you should mention this. I'm currently waiting on an overseas package that took 3 days to get to and cleared by customs in Chicago. From literally the other side of the *planet*. That was 4 weeks ago. It's still "in transit."
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Poster child for privatization.
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Is this package addressed to a hero?
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Registered mail will always be slower.
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Should've mailed a bomb. It would be guaranteed to arrive 2 weeks before election.
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USPS website: I estimate delivery in 48 hours!
me: waits 48 hours
USPS website: package has moved 10 miles