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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 22 Oct 2018

    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Katie Prejean McGrady

    and that dude clearly has the One Big Answer.https://twitter.com/KatiePMcGrady/status/1054343367759405056 …

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    Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady
    A man just boarded this plane with an entire pizza. That was his personal item. An entire pizza, in a box. A whole pizza. As his carry-on. As in, there is a whole pizza under the seat in front of him. A whole pizza. In the box. Still warm. A whole pizza. I have so many questions
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      1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 22 Oct 2018

        I'm reminded of time in college (c. 1990?) I was waiting overnight at podunk Syracuse NY airport, got hungry, found payphone, and got a pizza delivered "to...to the AIRPORT?" "yeah...just...come in the front door, look for the Delta counter, and I'll find YOU" worked perfectly

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      1. Aelfred The Great‏ @aelfred_D 22 Oct 2018
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        “Excuse me, Sir, could you tell m” “PIZZA”

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      1. Vlatko Babić‏ @sdeslav 22 Oct 2018
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        I have done this, but it was two bags full of whataburgers.

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      1. Jamie K. Wilson‏ @jamiekwil 22 Oct 2018
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        Considered doing it with Tito’s Tacos. Too much trouble. Next time, though, with better preparation . . .

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      2. Elam Bend‏ @ElamBend 22 Oct 2018
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        Katie just doesn’t get how hard it is to find good pizza on the west coast

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      1. Poi‏ @poiThePoi 22 Oct 2018
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        Just this fall, I've made 3 fudge runs and a glorified donut run. Best fudge is Lake Compounce, the donuts are Do-Rite in Chicago.

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