Ideally I would start every day with black coffee and an hour of lifting weights while my butler reads the best tweets of the night to me
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I would need to pay at least a bit more than that because I don’t keep a consistent schedule so it won’t be the same hours every day
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Also part of the ideal is me being a better person too
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I would certainly pay money for an app that read tweets aloud in a pleasing British accent with an ability to give context if necessary
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