3/ me: what's that noise? FH: oh, FH3 is sharpening the axe-maul me: an axe and a maul are different things. Which is he sharpening? FH: the maul, because it's dull me: a maul is supposed to be dull, bc it's a splitting tool, not a cutting tool. Also...why is he using it?
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15/ Wife and I talk about this ALL the time. popular history: ...and the lords would tie the peasants to the land, for now reason, and towns didn't allow strangers without a letter of recommendation, again for now reason >>>https://twitter.com/Saradin1337/status/1048210049838063617 …
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16/ <we send a GoPro back in time, retrieve it, view the footage> advisor: your lord, William the Blacksmith's son wandered off, was found two towns over, drunk, where he assaulted two merchants. Now Duke Steven is upset and demands reparations. lord: GOD DAMNED PEASANTS
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17/ popular history: the prejudice against travelers was irrational GoPro: "lord, we have captured some, either drunk or insane, who is demanding food and whores. No one knows where he came from. He's assaulted two of your men"
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18/ popular history: the lords disliked market trading days because they feared capitalism GoPro: lord, three of your serfs got into an ax-throwing contest while drunk. One is dead, two area missing fingers. Now we will not get the harvest in on time.
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19/ OK, now I feel guilty trash talking the FHs. They finished up their morning and went to cash out. ...and 2 of the 3 said "we heard so much good stuff about your book from XYZ that if you've got copies on hand, we'd love to take those in partial payment".
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