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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

      me: <sees the farmhands headed for the forest with a tractor and riding mower> me: what's up with the riding mower, guys? FH: we're going to clear the path before we log me: remember how I told you yesterday to use the brushhog for that, NOT the mower? FH: oh...yeah

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

      2/ me: did you already get the trees by the driveway? FH: what? me: remember when I told you to cut those three trees by the driveway BEFORE heading to the woods? FH: oh... yeah

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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          3/ me: what's that noise? FH: oh, FH3 is sharpening the axe-maul me: an axe and a maul are different things. Which is he sharpening? FH: the maul, because it's dull me: a maul is supposed to be dull, bc it's a splitting tool, not a cutting tool. Also...why is he using it?

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          FH: we couldn't find the felling wedges, so we decided to use the axemaul me: the felling wedges are in the chainsaw case, with the chainsaw FH: ohhhh me: so I looked at the eyebolts and the tarps you did yesterday FH: and?

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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          5/ me: remember how I said to use bungee cords? FH: yeah me: well, you took one of my ropes and cut it into pieces and used that. Ropes are no good bc when wind creates shock load the tarp shreds. Throw the ruined rope away and use bungee cords. FH: ok

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        5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          6/ me: and the bungees hook onto eyebolts. I told you to install those the same way I did on the other pallet. If you look, I screwed them into sidegrain of the 4x4. You screwed into end-grain of 2x4. End grain won't hold. Undo it and do it right. FH: oh, sorry

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        6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          7/ me: also, I see there are three of you here today. You told me that there were going to be two FH: yeah, we decided to bring a third me: well, when you TOLD me that there were going to be two, that's how much cash I got. So now I need to go to the bank mid-day FH: sorry

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        7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          8/ me: hey, while I've got you here, let's look at these two big rocks. FH: yeah, we almost got those out. We didn't finish yet. me: ok, you say "almost got them out". Now, see this 6" drainage pipe that exist here? Those rocks were surrounding the end of it, protecting it

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        8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          9/ FH: ohhhhh. me: so I need them moved back exactly to where they were FH: yeah. well...we pushed them tight up against the pig fence, and now I don't know how to move them any further me: ....

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        9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          10/ Today is the last day of the season. I'm paying them off and telling them that I need some time to figure out next projects and to get my next paycheck. In a week I will get my next paycheck and tell them that I've figured out that there are no new next projects this yr.

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        10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

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        11. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          12/ Three of them have been here for 90 minutes and all they've done is get the wrong tools out, put them back away, talk to me, etc. 1.5 x 3 x 12/hr = $54 wasted plus the $100 or so I paid them to !@# up the firewood tarp, move rocks that didn't need moving, etc. yesterday

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        12. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          13/ Like a puppy that craps on the rug, I can't scream and yell at them. They literally do not know better. ...but I still want to kill them all.

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        13. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

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        14. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

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          15/ Wife and I talk about this ALL the time. popular history: ...and the lords would tie the peasants to the land, for now reason, and towns didn't allow strangers without a letter of recommendation, again for now reason >>>https://twitter.com/Saradin1337/status/1048210049838063617 …

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          All those medieval laws that curtailed the freedom of serfs make so much more sense now.
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        15. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          16/ <we send a GoPro back in time, retrieve it, view the footage> advisor: your lord, William the Blacksmith's son wandered off, was found two towns over, drunk, where he assaulted two merchants. Now Duke Steven is upset and demands reparations. lord: GOD DAMNED PEASANTS

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        16. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          17/ popular history: the prejudice against travelers was irrational GoPro: "lord, we have captured some, either drunk or insane, who is demanding food and whores. No one knows where he came from. He's assaulted two of your men"

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        17. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          18/ popular history: the lords disliked market trading days because they feared capitalism GoPro: lord, three of your serfs got into an ax-throwing contest while drunk. One is dead, two area missing fingers. Now we will not get the harvest in on time.

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        18. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 Oct 2018

          19/ OK, now I feel guilty trash talking the FHs. They finished up their morning and went to cash out. ...and 2 of the 3 said "we heard so much good stuff about your book from XYZ that if you've got copies on hand, we'd love to take those in partial payment".

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