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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Tim Cushing

      "Keep in mind that only about 18 million Americans consumed more than 5 pounds of bacon annually in 2018." !@#-ing casuals.https://twitter.com/TimCushing/status/1047178811626991616 …

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      Tim Cushing @TimCushing
      Go Ahead and Ignore Those #BreakUpWithBacon Ads https://reason.com/blog/2018/10/02/nutrition-nannies-crusade-against-bacon …
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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

      2/ I think it's time (again) to show how I roll in the bacon department - I've gotten a lot of new followers since last pig slaughter season.

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

      3/ recipe: start with 3 pigs (just 1 pictured here)pic.twitter.com/vGVnbVJ9sI

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

      4/ Butcher. Reserve the "belly".pic.twitter.com/7Ric09OiAH

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

      5/ Rub in cure. Allow to sit for a week in a cold garage.pic.twitter.com/ZJsbBSesVu

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

      6/ wash off cure, smokepic.twitter.com/8eCTisCHr0

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

      7/ lightly freeze, slice on a deli slicer, vacuum seal, store in a chest freezerpic.twitter.com/J5RPXAxujr

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

      8/ My hunch is that wife and I each eat 25 lbs of bacon per year. If that cuts my life short by a year or two, well, at least the rest of it will have been filled with bacon.

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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Spag Bol!

          9/ pan fry each morning, pour off 2/3 of the fat, keep 1/3 in the pan, cook eggshttps://twitter.com/dcpayne42/status/1047188170960515073 …

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          Spag Bol! @dcpayne42
          Replying to @MorlockP
          5 pounds of bacon *annually* is pretty weak. We consume about 2 pounds a month. Could easily make that a pound a week with minimal effort. Tangent: if it's just straight up strips, how do you prefer preparing it? Griddle? Pan? Oven? ...microwave?
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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

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          10/ Yeah, it's a great thing. HOWEVER, we eat bacon w breakfast, and now we've increased the number of pans from 1 to 2 or 3 (rack to raise it above pan?), & appliances from 1 to 2 Pragmatism, my man. We've got other stuff we need to do (barn chores...) https://twitter.com/TonkaSly/status/1047196795133149185 …

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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted

          11/ https://twitter.com/JASutherlandBks/status/1047197704030494720 …

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        5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

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          12/ I've used the cure in this recipe, and also the one in his book, Charcuterie, which is 90% similar http://ruhlman.com/2010/10/home-cured-bacon-2/ … https://twitter.com/wundrellama/status/1047199343500021760 …

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        6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Micah Odor

          13/ dude, you don't even want to start "have you thought about treating cut X as bacon?" games with mehttps://twitter.com/micahodor/status/1047201233889611776 …

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          Micah Odor @micahodor
          Replying to @MorlockP
          I don't want to tell you how to do your business, since you're clearly good at it. But sometime if you're bored, try splitting a shoulder ("Boston Butt") into two slabs and then doing the rest of your process. Shoulder bacon (ie "Buckboard Bacon") is delicious but much meatier.
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        7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

          14/ I WILL DESTROY YOUpic.twitter.com/PQLFpEAkgf

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        8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Eddie, Son of Richard

          15/ sigh no, I don't HAVE to estimate ithttps://twitter.com/random_eddie/status/1047204986101354496 …

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          Eddie, Son of Richard @random_eddie
          Replying to @ItsRobbAllen
          what I learned from that tweet is that @MorlockP has to *estimate* his bacon consumption instead of looking it up in the spreadsheet smh
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        9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

          16/ according to the spreadsheet, generatad 136.2 lbs of bacon, so I ate around 68.1 pounds of bacon in 2016 (although I probably gave a bit away, so call it closer to 60.0)pic.twitter.com/4GkhAXIOcn

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        10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted

          17/ it's a lot of work, mang worth it? yeah...I think so. Most days. But...DAMN. https://twitter.com/NotWesleyWelker/status/1047206164658839552 …

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        11. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 Oct 2018

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Micah Odor

          18/ !@#$-ing AMAZINGhttps://twitter.com/micahodor/status/1047205837473808384 …

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          Micah Odor @micahodor
          Replying to @MorlockP
          That's awesome. So the real question: how does it taste?
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