My theory: he was going to drop the bomb and run but left the cellphone to the bomb on. Some telemarketer decided to call. My theory is based on the amount of annoy telemarketer calls I’ve been getting lately.
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Some Saudi - Israeli tech we are decades from understanding.
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lol, oh god please.... i was under the impression our intel guys were too stupid to have stuff like that.
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Obviously, this man was injured by a malfunctioning clock.
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Seems like that would have lots of side effects, no?
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Tantalus Device.
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ESD gun harnessing the power of cold nights and warm blankets?
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What would that crowd-control microwave thing do to explosives?
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Targeted microwave generators. Every time I go to a US embassy with a backback, my sack lunch is hot and ready to eat by the time I get inside.
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