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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 28 Aug 2018

    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Ariana Lenarsky

    Every time you hear someone bitch about air travel, remind yourself that they're complaining that they can soar through the skies like a god for $300, but don't want to pay $500 more for first class, or $4,000 more to charter a small plane and pilot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯https://twitter.com/aardvarsk/status/1033860855161483265 …

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    Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk
    Shitty airline travel is the absolute pinnacle of humanity to me. We found a way to soar through the high untrespassed sanctity of space and also found a way to make it suck the whole time. Absolutely iconic work by the species.
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      1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 28 Aug 2018

        2/ c.f. "I can eat more beef in one sitting than a peasant did in an entire year, and it only costs me $5...but there's no shrimp cocktail and I don't want to pay $70 to eat at Legal Seafoods." again: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      1. Jason Maskell‏ @jmaskell_books 28 Aug 2018
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        Honestly most of the time I'd rather just take a train, but it's usually way pricier for some reason.

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      1. TmanInTn‏ @TmanInTn 28 Aug 2018
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        We all have our "disaster flight" story(s) but the vast overwhelming majority of my flights have been pleasant and OH YEAH I FLEW ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN FOUR HOURS FOR $300 so I don't get the "woe unto me" flight horror stories.

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      1. random_scrub‏ @random_scrub 28 Aug 2018
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        What if I just want to whinge about the TSA?

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      2. Dedicating Ruckus‏ @ded_ruckus 28 Aug 2018
        Replying to @MorlockP

        there's a potentially legit complaint about the cost-over-all focus making the default experience terrible, but rectifying that probably means going back to fare regulation, which would make it more expensive TANSTAAFL

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      1. HamberderHelper‏ @BewareTheFurry 28 Aug 2018
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        Well...$800 and $1100...but, yes.

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      1. BB‏ @BB34896666 28 Aug 2018
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        Morlock, you’re out of touch with the 99% income and available spending cash just for comfort you douchebag. Go fuck yourself .

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      2. PineWoodsRunner  🌲‏ @PineWoodsRunner 29 Aug 2018

        My husband has had to explain countless times to actual bartenders what Cognac is, what a snifter glass is and how to serve it properly

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