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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Jul 2018

    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted [kie.ran]

    Interviews are a test of cultural fit, among other things. Everyone knows you don't wear headphones in an interview. Everyone knows you don't ask salary until AFTER the offer. You're FREE to do whatever you want. ...and if you want to flub the interview by breaking norms: ok.https://twitter.com/danblackroyd/status/1016849903962632193 …

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    [kie.ran] @danblackroyd
    The question “how much does this pay?” shouldn’t elicit anything other than a dollar amount that you’re then free to accept or decline. Period. Because I promise you that smug motherfucker knows exactly how much HE’S making and is very particular about it.
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      2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Jul 2018

        ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted [kie.ran]

        2/ ...and if you want to tank an interview by not following the script AND blame it on them for being racist, you're also free to do that. Of course, you don't get a job offer that way. Do as you will.https://twitter.com/danblackroyd/status/1016847967733469185 …

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        [kie.ran] @danblackroyd
        I met with the head of the company. He clearly wasn’t expecting a Black person. He asked me all kinds of questions I know he didn’t ask other applicants, including who founded the company. I know this b/c the hiring manager looked visibly surprised by the line of questioning.
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      3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Jul 2018

        3/ I'm a conservative-Catholic ancap who likes to shoot guns. Yet I somehow manage to get through interviews without bringing up that abortion is bad, full auto-guns are good, and the current pope is a communist. I do this because I realize THE SCRIPT I'M EXPECTED TO READ.

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      4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Jul 2018

        4/ Why do companies expect you to demonstrate your ability to read a script? Because script-reading is part of the job. They don't want employees who roll-their-own approaches to customer service ("what up, bitch?") or to interacting with other employees ("I don't *DO* pants")

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      2. Greg Monforton‏ @GregM410 11 Jul 2018
        Replying to @MorlockP

        I generally agree but I would love to have a quick pre interview salary range discussion so we can avoid wasting each other's time with an interview.

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      3. Lawyer Dog‏ @TheClarksTale 11 Jul 2018
        Replying to @GregM410 @MorlockP

        The internet is actually pretty useful for this. And for such positions, "I know how to Internet" is usually in the script.

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      1. Elam Bend‏ @ElamBend 11 Jul 2018
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        Hi, you’re cute. Am I getting laid tonight?

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      2. Mellotron's Cube‏ @MellotronsCube 11 Jul 2018
        Replying to @MorlockP

        "Interviews are a test of cultural fit, among other things." Maybe that's my problem. I have no clue what "cultural fit" is even if you show it to me.

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      3. Mellotron's Cube‏ @MellotronsCube 11 Jul 2018
        Replying to @MellotronsCube @MorlockP

        I mean I get the obvious things, like being professionally dressed and groomed, but I can't seem to figure out just what it is that employers actually WANT from me.

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      1. Tiresias, the Blind Seer of Thebes‏ @jedgarnaut 11 Jul 2018
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        But why go through the efforts unless you got a figure?

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      2. Todd Barrett‏ @thepiclord 12 Jul 2018
        Replying to @FreedomViking @MorlockP @NotDeadGlomar

        Could turn that answer into a positive: "The office happens to be close to my home, so I would have no problem getting here early every day or staying a bit late, and I could even come in on weekends as needed!" Probably should tack that on the end of a better answer., however.

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