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I like to tell people that the 3rd ninja managed to break my collarbone before I could choke him out. But actually I was pushing a deadline and stayed up too late, fell asleep at my desk, and fell on the hardwood floor. Freelance writing is dangerous work.
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When I was a kid I broke my collarbone. Dad yelled at me all the time to wear my sling...I didn't. Developed a lump in the bone from the bad angle during healing. Later learned that dad had - as a 16 year old - broken HIS collar bone. Always got yelled at to wear his sling...
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