i dreamt that socks were edible. this was not a secret but neither was it widely known. a lifehack of sorts
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so i ate socks in the dream. but then i was like wait can you actually eat socks
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so i looked it up in the faq on the you can eat socks website. there was a big long question with many different phrasings that
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all amounted to "are socks okay to eat". and the answer was just "Yes." so i was satisfied and ate more socks until i woke up
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@VesselOfSpirit Was your pillowcase still there when you woke?
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