A shoggoth for every household and a cylinder for every brain!
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Replying to @CurlOfGradient
A mysterious subterranean passage in every garage w/ steps hewn by eldritch things, calling you down to ever greater horrors
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Replying to @DeityOfReligion
@DeityOfReligion@CurlOfGradient is that after or before a chicken in every pot on your list of campaign promises?2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @MoralOfStory
@MoralOfStory@DeityOfReligion Before; maybe I'll command them to hunt chickens. Also, controlling shuggoths makes a fine dead-man's switch.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @CurlOfGradient
@CurlOfGradient@MoralOfStory Spoiler alert: the chicken in every pot turns out to be a friend you killed and cooked after going insane2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
@DeityOfReligion @CurlOfGradient and on the "chicken" is a note that reads "oh god how did I get here I am not good at friend"
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