Jose Roberto

@Mootsarelle

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Joined December 2016
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    7 hours ago

    as part of a hilarious social experiment/prank I'm giving myself the most insane mental illness of all time: self confidence

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    1 hour ago

    SCOOP: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are behind the sexual assault allegations against Pete Buttigieg. And we got screenshots of Wohl buying the real Hunter Kelly's plane tickets - who now denies the story.

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    1 hour ago

    Jacob Wohl: This insane thing actually happened and It’s real and not fake. [10 minutes] Jacob Wohl:

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    22 hours ago

    I understand why, out of all the cinematic monsters, they used zombies for the Game of Thrones bad guy army. But I'm tellin ya, if I'm in that room, my first pitch is Frankensteins. And you're gonna have a hell of a time talkin me out of it

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    Apr 27

    My love life: A summary in 20 seconds.

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    Apr 28

    The Internet, 1996: Hey, is this thing on? The Internet, 2010: cats The Internet, 2019: continuous screaming

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    Apr 27

    Republican: How will you pay for Medicare for everyone? Me: If you marginally increase taxes on giant corporations, it’d be more than enough to pay for it & we’d actually have a net savings of $2 trillion over our current system Republican: But how will you pay for it? Me: …

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    Apr 28

    Can't believe I have to tweet this but for those in the cheap seats: as a Jew, there is nothing anti-Semitic about criticizing Netanyahu or the state of Israel. There IS something anti-Semitic about supporting Trump as his "very fine people" kill us in our houses of worship.

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    Apr 28

    For me, this is 90% about choosing the right doctor.

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    Apr 28

    TRUMP: liberals are going to suck the blood from your unborn children. they're doing it right now, they literally cannot live without drinking the blood from your wombs. NYT: President Trump baked a muffin of untruth today

    Fact check: At a rally on Saturday in Green Bay, Wisconsin, President Trump revived an inaccurate refrain about doctors “executing babies”
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    Apr 28

    Since some nitwit wrote something dumb about her in the NYTimes, I was reminded that Phyllis Schlafly's last ever public statement, and probably last conscious thought before dying was: "There are too many latinos in MLB"

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    Apr 27

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    Apr 27

    seems to be some confusion around this? plenty of resources out there, no excuse not to educate yourself

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    Apr 27

    the AR in AR-15 stands for "assault rifle"

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    Apr 27

    Let me flesh this point out with a metaphor: the NRA is GOOP for right-wing white men, and Wayne LaPiere is its Gwyneth Paltrow.

    “The N.R.A. is now mainly a media company, promoting a life style built around loving guns and hating anyone who might take them away.”
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    Apr 26

    Yeah avengers endgame was good but I found out my boyfriend is a movie clapper so at what cost

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    Apr 28

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read this thread. Our POTUS is deranged and needs to be lawfully removed from office.

    Thread: As a NICU nurse, I served on the “Bereavement Team.” We were a special team of Nurses tough enough to help new parents go through the worst day of their lives. Parents of babies who had fought so hard for their tiny little lives and weren’t going to make it... 1/
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    Apr 26

    I just found out this is how they X-ray small children and I can’t stop laughing

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    Apr 28

    Perfect reframing.

    Warren explaining the wealth tax: "How many people here own a home?" Most hands go up. "You’ve been paying a wealth tax for years. They just call it a property tax. I just want their tax to include the diamonds, the yachts, and the Rembrandts."
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    Apr 28
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    "Hannibal Lecter was a great chef!!"

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