Monte R. Anderson

@MonteRAnderson

Monte R. Anderson, freelance writer. Follow me on Twitter. Read my blog @

Elmira, NY 14905
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2012.

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  1. Wisdom from an Old Man; I think prosecutors in the sex-crimes trial have an easy job; they can just point at the defendant and ask the jury, “Would anyone have consensual sex with this man?”

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  2. 5. velj

    Wisdom from an Old Man; The Chaos from the should remind us why our ancient ancestors used trial by combat to select their leaders.

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    Wisdom from an Old Man; It’s better to be spit out than to be spit on.

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  4. 3. velj

    Wisdom from an Old Man; It’s better to be a standout than a stand in.

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  5. 2. velj

    Wisdom from an Old Man; Happy 02/02/2020. Anyone having a party at 2020 hours? We already partied at 0202 hours this morning. Happy day. Can’t wait until 03/03/3030.

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  6. 31. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; Life expectancy in the US edged from 78.6 to 78.7 years, up for the first time in four years. Boomers are celebrating by running around with scissors and jay walking.

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  7. 30. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; MarketWatch on my newsfeed says, "The new rule of thumb is $3 million," for retirement. ($1.5M /thumb) I’m sorry, but I’m not giving up a thumb for retirement.

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  8. 29. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; I hate to admit it, but I’m pretty sure my wife and I were service animals for our two greyhounds.

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  9. 28. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; It’s better to be out shouted than to be shouted out.

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  10. 27. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; If money can’t buy happiness, what is the point of working?

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  11. 27. sij
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  12. 26. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; My wife and I are median age. Anyone older is “old”, and anyone younger is “young”.

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  13. 25. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; These celebrities who write books on how they beat addition, do they get the book deal before they get addicted? Asking for a friend.

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  15. 24. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; Sad news. On Wednesday, Planters announced it killed the iconic Mr. Peanut for the sake of good television. No word on whether charges are filed.

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  16. 23. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; The National Weather Service in Miami has issued an unofficial warning for falling iguanas. This was a warning, not a watch. Of course, falling alligators would be a bigger concern.

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  17. 22. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; It’s better to be chewed out than to be chewed up.

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  18. 21. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; I don’t get road rage; I just get in front of the offender and drive for the next 20 miles with my turn signal on.

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  19. 20. sij

    Wisdom from an Old Man; My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

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  20. 20. sij
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