Colm Currie

@MongooseColm

Writer, reader, jukebox junkie, ginger, part-time punk. Makes the words come on your telly. Celtic and Bruins enthusiast. Inventor of pizza w/egg. Bit sleepy.

Glasgow
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    6. ožu 2019.

    (This is a really clever tweet I've done here. I've used some French and some Scots to approximate the sound "St Germain," and also "yer man" is an anagram of "Neymar," who wasn't playing tonight. Don't worry if you didn't get all the jokes the first time.)

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  2. 2. velj

    Hat trick for Jedouard 💚💚💚⚽️⚽️⚽️🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

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  3. 1. velj

    Yet another reason to move to Ireland

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  4. 31. sij

    Yes, Brexit is awful, and if we survive the coronavirus, we'll die not long after because the world is on fire, but it's not all bad. I won manager of the month in my work fantasy football, so things could be much worse

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  5. 30. sij

    As the old saying goes, some days it isn’t worth getting out of bed, but other days, people will pay you to watch Seinfeld

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  6. 29. sij

    Eddy and Griff look like they’ve been playing together for yonks. Ridiculous

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  7. 26. sij

    I feel like the BBC are missing a trick by not having Gerry Adams speak Steven Gerrard’s words on Sportscene

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  8. 25. sij

    Nts nts nts nts nts

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  9. 22. sij

    I built a chest of drawers this afternoon, and it hasn’t collapsed so far, so this is (provisionally, at least) the most productive hangover I’ve ever had

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  10. 16. sij

    Whoever set up my WiFi was obviously very keen on funny passwords and gave no thought to how long it would take people (me) to bash them out on remote controls, or how frequently people (me) would have to bash them out on remote controls

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  11. 14. sij

    I’d love to donate money to the government so they can ring a bell, love to, but I’d also love to be able to afford food in a few months, so...gotta be a no

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  12. 7. sij

    The fucking Aristocats are in charge of US foreign policy now, terrific

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  13. 7. sij

    “Rainy AND windy? No, it’s impossible to have two weathers at the same time.” - Umbrella manufacturers

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  14. 31. pro 2019.

    As the decade draws to a close, I have but one regret - that my name for this otherwise indescribable ten-year period between the noughties and the twenties (the nowies) never took off

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  15. 31. pro 2019.

    Bloke at my work said to me today “See you next year,” when he just meant tomorrow! Absolutely class patter. If this is what the ‘20s are gonna be like, I’m totally on board

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  16. 31. pro 2019.

    That’s me had my last sandwich of the decade. Really makes you think, doesn’t it?

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  17. 27. pro 2019.

    Wolves have been great value for their three points, excellent spirit and a very talented team

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  18. 15. pro 2019.
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  19. 12. pro 2019.

    Lesley Laird taking defeat with all the grace and decorum she showed as an MP

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  20. 12. pro 2019.

    Me in 2017: I'm never signing up for election coverage again. Me in 2018: I'm never signing up for election coverage again. Me in May 2019: I'm never signing up for election coverage again. Me in December 2019:

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  21. 10. pro 2019.

    It’s pretty disgusting that so many people are going to vote Tory at Christmas, when several studies have found it is exclusively Tories who put empty wrappers back in chocolate boxes

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