10,000 pretzels 🥨 on Twitter: "My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it's going to get our kids into Harvard."

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1. Barry Tyree‏ @Barry_Tyree 29 Jul 2015
  Replying to @MommaUnfiltered
  
  @MommaUnfiltered @lisaxy424 That's the problem, there is NO wrong way for men to load a dishwasher. Just doing it is worth a medal!
  
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1. Dad's Diary‏ @blogger_dad 18 Feb 2017
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  But wives can be bad at getting the 'science' of dishwashers. Upright wooden spoon = no spinny spinny. @MommaUnfiltered @mommy_cusses
  
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1. Parental Kidnaping‏ @StopKidnaping 15 Oct 2016
  Replying to @MommaUnfiltered @MonaBadah
  
  Support justice. Share and sign.http://www.besolar-jordan.org
  
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1. Mr. Onederful®‏ @ericonederful 1 Nov 2017
  Replying to @MommaUnfiltered @LurkAtHomeMom
  
  It's not?
  
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1. TheAlexNevil Can Be Heard On Tape 101‏ @TheAlexNevil 20 Mar 2017
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1. Sublime & Ridiculous‏ @MichaelDashiell 9 Mar 2017
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  @SardonicTart Perhaps he's figured out how to unclog a toilet too.
  
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1. Ryu Akuma Revilla‏ @RevillaRyu 1 Nov 2017
  Replying to @MommaUnfiltered @ericonederful
  
  Fengshui goes a long way!
  
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1. DarthGrumpy ‏ @The_Angry_Sith 21 May 2017
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  I just wish my wife would load it correctly ONCE!
  
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1. E Mertz‏ @Alli_Cloud 20 Mar 2017
  Replying to @MommaUnfiltered @DadandBuried
  
  No, more like he deserves a <particular sex act> for loading the dishwasher that one time.
  
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1. BeeKind SpreadLuv ‏ @coco_cana 19 Feb 2017
  Replying to @MommaUnfiltered
  
  @mommy_cusses Opposite here. My husband thinks he's playing Tetris and everyone is effing him if they try to "help."
  
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1. Laura ‏ @angry_angel22 28 Dec 2016
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  @TheMichaelRock my husband cooks once in 365 days, that is Christmas turkey. I have to spend rest of the year thanking him
  
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1. Mike Brook MBE. #FBPE‏ @mikedbrook 26 Dec 2016
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  @DadandBuried I watched a bloke load his dishwasher the 'right' way. I could have washed the dishes faster manually.
  
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1. Southern Melancholy‏ @SRN_Melancholy 14 Oct 2016
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  or that one time he handled poop in the toddler's underwear.
  
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1. Darth Continent‏ @DarthContinent 12 Jul 2016
  Replying to @MommaUnfiltered
  
  HEY! HEY, HEY, Hey, hey... hey. The little men in the hard hats come out and power all that gunk off, whaddaya mean??
  
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1. GirlInterrupted‏ @ZFrosty1 8 Jan 2016
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  @MommaUnfiltered lol. So accurate.
  
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1. funnyfu70‏ @KungFunny 24 Sep 2015
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  @MommaUnfiltered you should have seen the time I did all the laundry without being told too
  
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1. Lujain‏ @half_of_moon 29 Jul 2015
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  @MommaUnfiltered @LouiseEArmitage so he became the world's hero by his action
  
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