Molson Hart

I get tons of crap for driving the quintessential “soccer mom” car (subaru outback), but there is a method to the madness: Police don’t think anyone driving an Outback, Buick or a Minivan could possibly be speeding or doing anything wrong.

Must be in a different part of the country. 50% of people drive Subis up in the PNW. No hating.

In Texas, outside of the major cities, if you have the money to buy a pickup truck, you buy a pickup truck. Period.

Even if you don't have the money to buy a pickup, you finance a pickup

I had an employee in Texas who had a new Cadillac Escalade. One day, I was working in our office when I see this tow-truck come into our parking lot real fast. *That's weird* I thought. All of a sudden the tow-truck flips around and attaches itself to the Cadillac Escalade.

It kind of lifts it up and within about 10 seconds, the car was gone. I ran into the office of the guy who owned that car. "Dude, they took your car!" "Nah." "Ae, a tow truck took your car. It's gone!" "Wait...what? Shit." And he ran out of the office and chased after it.