I really hate paying taxes, so I thought of a way to make it more fun. The federal government should create a status system of video-game style badges according to your taxes paid. Your tax payment level would go on your drivers license and would give you rewards. For example:
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face and a letter saying you’re a leach
$100 paid. You get a bumper sticker saying “taxpayer”
$1000 paid. You get to cut the line at national parks.
$10000 paid. You get to cut the TSA line at airports.
$100000 paid. You get a cool leather passport