$0 taxes paid. You get a
face and a letter saying you’re a leach
$100 paid. You get a bumper sticker saying “taxpayer”
$1000 paid. You get to cut the line at national parks.
$10000 paid. You get to cut the TSA line at airports.
$100000 paid. You get a cool leather passport
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$1000000 paid. You get your name on a missile. $10000000 paid. You get your name on a predator drone. $100000000 paid. You get to meet the president and your face goes on a quarter. This seems stupid at first but I think it would really encourage people to pay more tax!
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Insane as it sounds, I LOVED paying taxes during my criminal period because I felt it "legitimized" the money I was making while also absolving me of the feelings of guilt ("... sure it's wrong, but look at how many people are being helped with my tax payments" I thought).
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If you want to pay my taxes, I would welcome that.
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Instead of a total dollar amount what about % of income?
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Also important!
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1- the privilege of getting kidnapped ;-)
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Ain’t nobody trying to kidnap your broke ass Girdley
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I keep forgetting that we’ve solved it!
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