Molson Hart

Bishop and rook order of moves dependent upon the choice of white king option on next move.

My first instinct was white queen to C5 but that would not mitigate the threat of the Black Queen. Took a couple quick mind iterations to see that the threat of the Black Queen would cancel that quickly. Thus, move White Queen to play offense and defense at the same time.

Spoiler alert: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Second moves: If BKb3, WBd1 If BKc1, WRd1

Also don't know if I got that chess nomenclature correct. But ya'll know what I mean, right?

NERDS!

Nah, you need something more forcing

Sorry, did not get the nomenclature right, NERDS! WQf4. . . Check Second moves: BKb8, not possible because WQ position at f4. BKd8, not possible because WB position at f6. BKd6, not possible because WQ position at f4. If BKc8, WRa8, Checkmate. If BKb6, WBd8, Checkmate.