It occurred to me on a 2.5 hour drive yesterday that this is a great time to break the speed limit. No cop is going to pull people over when there’s a pandemic going on and no PPEs for police. (For the record, I was going at or near the speed limit.)pic.twitter.com/eBr3ZimwMs
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I was going 90 to 95 on i35 and went right by a cop. He started to move and I was like “fuck”. Then he stopped. On the passenger side my wife had stuffed her nostrils with big wads of tissue to combat allergies and a runny nose and I think that’s what warded him off.
