Mojave Phone Booth

@MojaveFoneBooth

My book, Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth, is **NOW AVAILABLE** to be in your hands & eyeballs & minds!

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Joined May 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Jun 2018

    It haz a hapnt! Try not to faint, but my book, Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth, is now available!

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  2. 20 minutes ago

    ATTN: UNDERPANTS GO *UNDER* THE PANTS. THERE IS A CERTAIN LOGIC TO THE NAME, IF YOU’LL THINK ABOUT IT A MINUTE.

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  3. 6 hours ago

    Did you know that there was once a time when some newspaper mastheads would clearly, even proudly, state which party or politician they were pushing?

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  4. 20 hours ago

    I consider it a cosmic injustice that chocolate is poisonous to dogs, but what about vampires? No garlic? That's just awful

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  5. Apr 26
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  6. Apr 26

    They saved what ... and put it where

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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    All it takes is just one ally to be insanely dedicated to a particular mania, and comparatively important to your near-term strategic needs, and you'll just contort yourself into any which embarrassing shape.

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    There’s nothing like this sport.

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    Rose Namajunas was emotional after becoming strawweight champion for a second time 🏆

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  11. Apr 24

    Rose Namajunas IS The Best! Congratulations, Champ!

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    WHAT A KO☄️

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  13. Apr 24

    THUG ROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE THUG ROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE THUG ROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE THUG ROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE THUG ROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE THUG ROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE THUG ROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE THUG ROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE THUG ROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE

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  14. Apr 24

    Thank you, Valentina

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  15. Apr 24

    Rooting hard against Violent Justin Bieber

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  16. Apr 24

    In today's finger news:

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  17. Retweeted
    23 Jul 2019

    Please don’t watch this video UNLESS you are hiring for cartoon work. Thanks.

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  18. Apr 23
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  19. Apr 23

    Learning how to respond to ideologists on Twitter

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  20. Apr 23

    When a whole lot of people embrace nonsense, it becomes hard for them to recognize it as nonsense. (BUT IT IS.)

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  21. Apr 22

    Idiots on Twitter:

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