I'm an acquired taste, assuming you might enjoy a room temperature balut & haggis shake.
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Mojack Marine
@MojackMarine
GySgt, USMC (Ret.) 40 years married, Obama Centrist, #Resist 
#AdoptDontShop #TeamPelosi #DNC_Unite 
Ally, No DM, No religion, No porn, No Violence
#AdoptDontShop #TeamPelosi #DNC_Unite Ally, No DM, No religion, No porn, No Violence
Joined July 2018
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Well played Michael....
Love it!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Replying to @MojackMarine and @DocAtCDI
Northern Hemisphere bias. Tomorrowβs daylight it will be 1 minute and 44 seconds shorter here than todayβ¦
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No frigging idea why George Santos insists on lying about every aspect of his life.
Stick with your strengths!
You invented the Pez dispenser!
Lead with that!
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Why are eggs so expensive?
Cuz President Biden has 80 million of them hidden in his garage!
#FutureFauxNewsHeadline
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Knock it off!
Ukraine is NOT going to attack Moscow.
They are going to attack military targets close to their territory.
But, honestly, I wish someone would bomb the CRAP out of Moscow and Putin's billion $ mansion.
#SlavaUkraΓ―ni πΊπ¦
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Forcing a patient back to work against medical advice should not be a thing
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βAs an obstetrician, I have watched helplessly as patients have returned to work, against medical advice, days after giving birth. It confounds me why we would not want new mothers to have a short period of time with their newborn babies.β
- @Morrison4MN on #PaidLeaveMN 1/2
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Kevin Mcarthy is the equivalent to a used tampon
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Appeasing Russia is NOT an option.
But none of this is a win-win...
Russia, AGAIN, will be a nuclear-armed mess...AGAIN!
We just have to hope for the best.
But...
And again...
Russia CANNOT be appeased.
#SlavaUkraΓ―ni πΊπ¦
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Wanna ask never ending stupid questions on Twitter?
How about this one?
Which end of the egg do you break first?
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I'm in third place in my You pick 'em NFL fantasy football league.
I'm picking the 49rs and Bengals this weekend.
Only way I'll have a chance to win.
LOL
I actually believe both teams have a GOOD chance of winning.
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My spirit animal is Vivaldi.
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You didn't actually ask...
But just in case you were wondering...
It's a kitten in a garden...
This puzzle is a NIGHTMARE! LOL
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No power, internet, TV...
This was our solution...
Ms. Mojack will be UP ALL NIGHT!
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Dinner last night...Taco Tuesday!
Dinner tonight...leftover tacos.
ZERO complaints!
ZERO!!!!!!
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No power, internet, TV...
This was our solution...
Ms. Mojack will be UP ALL NIGHT!
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I'll be cheering for the Bengals to FINALLY win a Super Bowl.
Only person that can stop them from going to the Super Bowl is MAGIC Mahomes.
Should be interesting.
Not a Bengals fan...
Just think it would be cool to see that team finally win one.
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The NFL division games this weekend, will be FANtastic!
SOOOO Excited!
Wild guess...
SF v. CIN in the Super Bowl?
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The people on Twitter that NEVER stop asking pointless stupid questions are not bots.
They just know you can't help yourself from commenting.
Clue: They don't actually care what you think.
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Wonder if any of the people that spend their Twitter time asking NON-STOP inane questions read this?
It's gotta be 35-40% of my timeline!
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Has @Twitter mostly become people you don't follow asking inane and obvious questions to ramp up engagement?
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Marriage works best if you're married to your best friend. Anonymous, n.d.
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25 January 1930 | A Polish Jewish boy, Icek Cymbler, was born in BΔdzin.
He was murdered in a gas chamber in #Auschwitz most probably during the liquidation of the BΔdzin ghetto in 1943.
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I guess I'm an idiot...
But why?
WHY?
Do some of you think that someone's anecdotal Tweet is an invitation for you to provide life advice?
WHY?
What is the matter with you?
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American horror story!
U.S. Army civil service.
My supervisor, GS-11, ZERO education, couldn't read, much less write. Couldn't operate a PC.
Arrested & jailed (4 days) for writing bad checks.
After his release, promoted to GS-12.
Good ol'boy network.
Your tax dollars at work.
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My daily film recommendation.
Did NOT expect this film to be as good as it actually is.
Nacho Vigalondo's "Timecrimes", Spain, 2007, Spanish w/English subtitles.
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Rep. MTG on a committee is like Jethro Bodine being appointed president of MENSA.
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Iβm honored to serve on the Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic.
Itβs time to reveal the truth on the origins of COVID, the authoritarian Democrat response, vaccines, and Fauciβs NIAID involvement in gain-of-function research.
speaker.gov/speaker-mccart
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First 12 years we lived in the woods, we heated our house with wood.
There is no heating that compares in comfort.
Got too old...
SO MUCH WORK!
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9 hours, no power, no internet, no TV.
So we opened up an IMPOSSIBLE jigsaw puzzle.
I almost forgot how OCD Ms. Mojack is!
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Tomorrow's daylight will be 1 minute and 44 seconds longer than today.
Enjoy every second.π€ͺ
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Every House Republican said NO as Democrats fought to bring down inflation for America's working families.
Republicans said NO to big corporations and billionaires paying their fair share but want to RAISE costs on EVERYTHING you buy by 30%. Not on our watch! #RepublicanTaxHeist
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Short window of opportunity???
Power/internet keeps going off!
Be well and stay safe Resisters!π₯°π
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I'm so frigging spoiled...
Ms. Mojack going to bed and yells out...
I LOVE YOU!
And...
Please put away the food once your drunk & stoned ass decides to eat and got to bed...
I'm so spoiled...
LOTS OF AVOCADO!!!!
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Me with Ms. Mojack on traveling holiday hoping she eventually gets hungry or thirsty?
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Do you "Protected" accounts on Twitter...have your bank accounts on Twitter???
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You're entertaining...π€ͺπ€£π
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We know what it takes to #EndGunViolence β thatβs why House Democrats passed an assault weapons ban β but Senate Republicans chose the gun lobby over the American people.
Enough is enough β no oneβs political survival is worth more than the personal survival of our children! -NP
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Never got antisemitic Christianity?
Baffles me?
Equally nauseating is fake Evangelical Christian love of philosemitism, so disingenuous.
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In my humble opinion, one of the two best vampire movies EVER made.
Park Chan-wook's "Thirst", 2009
Also see Jim Jarmusch's "Only Lovers Left Alive", 2013
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