ModishNouns

@ModishNouns

Level 51 Software engineer, gamer, bacon tessellator. All we had to do was follow the damned train.

Joined July 2009

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    15 hours ago

    We feel like a laugh (or at least a smile) this Sunday evening so we’re hoping people will share some jokes like this one with us. So what are your favourite health related funnies? Include the hashtag and we’ll share the best/worst ones

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  2. 21 hours ago
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    Saturday evening exploration club There’s something that draws me here, to the rarified aether at the top of the Galaxy. The home of the gentle giants, and the small, bright things that kill you swiftly. This is Elite.

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    Aug 28

    Just opened a packet of paracetamol. Or ‘a new hospital’ as Sajid Javid would call it.

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  5. Aug 28
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  7. Aug 28

    Every time the promoted trailer scrolls past another entitled "fan" turns into a pillar of salt. I don't know if it'll be any good but it needed a reboot.

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    Aug 23
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  9. Aug 26

    Also Red Hat and Gnome. KDE was around but not yet popular.

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    Aug 25
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  11. Aug 26

    Saints Row 3, the game with the most fabulously OTT intro in the history of video games is currently free on Epic.

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    Aug 25

    France: started evacuating people in May Germany: has established an air bridge Kabul-Tashkent-Frankfurt, Defence Minister is there right now UK: “Of course I wasn’t paddle-boarding, the sea was closed.”

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    Aug 25

    To my trans followers: please remember there are many, many people who don’t believe your mere existence is ‘divisive’ or that you are a ‘danger to women’ or any equivalent nonsense and that the T is as important and valued as all the letters in LGBTQI+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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    Jul 17

    They tell me there are horny singles 2km away but never which direction

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  15. Aug 24

    A McDonalds having a working milkshake machine would be news.

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    Aug 23

    If this is legitimate then please stand by.. not sure is going to take this news very well. You rescued a f*^king car???

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    We are proud to be flying the PROGRESS PRIDE FLAG to support our LGBT+ community. It’s one of many ways we recognise and champion diversity, equality and inclusion. At we were delighted to launch our Trans and Gender Diverse training to positive feedback.

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  18. Aug 23

    Python is easy to like. Do not fall blindly for its charms. Edit a file which has a mixture of real tabs and spaced tabs and report back. Or I can visit you in the asylum, whichever is easier.

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  19. Aug 22
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    Aug 22

    Happy Birthday to Roland Orzabel of . Here's the story of how they added prog to pop and ruled the 80s...

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