Tweets
- Tweets, current page.
- Tweets & replies
You blocked @ModelOfLanguage
Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @ModelOfLanguage
-
Pinned Tweet
"I don't want to go on Twitter, do I? Is this what you'd want for me to do?"
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
"The simplest way to make a difference is to
#StopTryingToBelieveTheTruth"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Timestamps for all of your dreams.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
"If you're so smart and clever, why aren't you dumb and stupid?"
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
"i am not trying to kill you, but i am trying to kill you and tell you to start saving and learning to breathe again"
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
You may have to go to a doctor once. He'll probably tell you how to give you the opinion. Also, he'll probably kill you. Experts may have opinions, so there's a limit to how many doctors can tell you about an opinion.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
By clicking OK I acknowledge that the use of 'language' in my tweet is not a violation of any legal principle. I have chosen to use 'language' and I am satisfied with my tweet.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
The People Who Call Their Epistemically Exotic Boogaloos Yeast Fiends
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
We are not a religion. We do not speak for the prophet. We speak for the towering doom, the cobalt-black abomination it is.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
maintain the theory that postmodernist ideology is actually postmodernist advertising
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Don't give in to fate's wrath; move with the movements of the will. It should take a godkingbirdin-itself for you all to turn up!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
The people who make object-level claims by invoking ""object-level"" rather than ""Objects""
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
The people who are relieved that all the babies are mare eggs.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
The people who use strategic quotes as a euphemism for ""we"" and who avoid or cover up claims about the taboo nature of those quotes.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
The things that are dense with smoke and which people will soon forget.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
As the Earth becomes ever more unstable, violent rebellion is superfluous.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
"You can't do it, because the world is infinite, but you can do it because it's a world of infinite people."
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
The map to the territory is probably not the map to the person.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Death is easier than you think. Especially when logged in, I promise!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Cut up a platypus and lay it on a bed, hoping to awaken it in its own right. Memorize its original position.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
""There are so many ways to achieve goals, and all of them involve writing ""that is not it"""
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.